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DRUNK N STONED FEST 2026: THE PIRATE RAID ON OCMD

Anchors Aweigh! The Legend Returns

​​Prepare to set sail for the most legendary voyage in the history of the DMV! Drunk N Stoned Fest is back with a vengeance for 2026, and we’re taking over the shores of Ocean City, Maryland for a full month of absolute mayhem. From June 1st through June 30th, the tide is bringing in a wave of laughter, music, and pure pirate-themed chaos that you won't find anywhere else on the Seven Seas.

TDS The Captain of Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026
TDS The Captain Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026

The Captain of the Ship: The Drunken Stoner

​Returning to the helm is the man, the myth, and the most notorious scallywag on the circuit—standup comedian and world-class host The Drunken Stoner. He’s back bigger, better, and grittier than ever, ready to lead this month-long raid on boredom. Whether he’s roasting the crowd or steering the ship through a night of wild performances, nobody commands a deck with more wit and "high" energy than him.

A Treasure Map of Talent

We’ve plundered the best talent from across the globe to bring you a crew of over 200 artists. From savage standup comedians and face-melting musicians to mind-bending variety acts, our bounty is scattered across the entire city. You can find our shows taking over:

  • The Main Decks: Massive headliner showcases at OCMD’s premier Theaters and Casinos.

  • The Grog Houses: Intimate, high-energy sets at your favorite Local Breweries and Bars.

  • The Secret Coves: Pop-up performances and late-night "seshes" hidden throughout the city.

Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026

Who’s Ready to Plunder?

This isn't just a festival; it's a month-long occupation of the coast. We’re blending the raw energy of the club scene with the untamed vibes of a pirate raid.

 

Feature                       The Details

         Duration              30 Days of Non-Stop Revelry

        Lineup                   200+ Artists & Performers

             Venues          Breweries, Bars, Casinos, & Theaters

         Theme                  High-Seas Pirate Takeover

"Dead men tell no tales, but the ones who survive June will be talking about this for the rest of their lives. We’re coming back with a vengeance—grab your grog and get on board."

— The Drunken Stoner

Are you ready to claim your booty? Grab your tickets, sharpen your wit, and get ready to party like a pirate. X marks the spot in Ocean City this June!

Festival Performer Submission (Audition)

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