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DRUNK N STONED FEST 2026: THE PIRATE RAID ON OCMD

Anchors Aweigh! The Legend Returns

​​Prepare to set sail for the most legendary voyage in the history of the DMV! Drunk N Stoned Fest is back with a vengeance for 2026, and we’re taking over the shores of Ocean City, Maryland for a full month of absolute mayhem. From June 1st through June 30th, the tide is bringing in a wave of laughter, music, and pure pirate-themed chaos that you won't find anywhere else on the Seven Seas.

TDS The Captain of Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026
TDS The Captain Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026

The Captain of the Ship: The Drunken Stoner

​Returning to the helm is the man, the myth, and the most notorious scallywag on the circuit—standup comedian and world-class host The Drunken Stoner. He’s back bigger, better, and grittier than ever, ready to lead this month-long raid on boredom. Whether he’s roasting the crowd or steering the ship through a night of wild performances, nobody commands a deck with more wit and "high" energy than him.

A Treasure Map of Talent

We’ve plundered the best talent from across the globe to bring you a crew of over 200 artists. From savage standup comedians and face-melting musicians to mind-bending variety acts, our bounty is scattered across the entire city. You can find our shows taking over:

  • The Main Decks: Massive headliner showcases at OCMD’s premier Theaters and Casinos.

  • The Grog Houses: Intimate, high-energy sets at your favorite Local Breweries and Bars.

  • The Secret Coves: Pop-up performances and late-night "seshes" hidden throughout the city.

Drunk N Stoned Fest 2026

Who’s Ready to Plunder?

This isn't just a festival; it's a month-long occupation of the coast. We’re blending the raw energy of the club scene with the untamed vibes of a pirate raid.

 

Feature                       The Details

         Duration              30 Days of Non-Stop Revelry

        Lineup                   200+ Artists & Performers

             Venues          Breweries, Bars, Casinos, & Theaters

         Theme                  High-Seas Pirate Takeover

"Dead men tell no tales, but the ones who survive June will be talking about this for the rest of their lives. We’re coming back with a vengeance—grab your grog and get on board."

— The Drunken Stoner

Are you ready to claim your booty? Grab your tickets, sharpen your wit, and get ready to party like a pirate. X marks the spot in Ocean City this June!

Upcoming Events

Festival Performer Submission (Audition)

The Party's Full! 🚫🎸

Whoops! Looks like you missed the stage dive.

The submission window for Drunk N Stoned Fest is officially closed.


We've reached max capacity and our lineup is currently marinating in the haze. We appreciate the energy, but we can't take on any more acts for this round.


Keep your amps plugged in and your spirits high-there's always next time!


Stay Drunk, Stay High, Have Fun! 🤘⚡️


Cheers,


The Drunk N Stoned Fest Crew

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